But Mayor, I Western Unioned the funds right from your Swiss account just as you instructed. If you survive, please come again.
Posted on 04/15/2005 8:13:24 PM PDT by Tailgunner Joe
Mmm--Swiss cheese account. . .64 slices, laundered through my stomach. . .
Lisa:
Dad, that wasn't Swiss cheese! It was Mayor Quimby's finance statements. The holes were from shredding the documents.
Homer:
Doh!!!
Gorby will supply the whine.
Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such educational films as `How to Channel Your Clients for Innocent Verdicts' and `How to Win Elections without a Village'! But today I'd like to go over, how to remove a paper trail.
Chief Wiggum:
Alright, I've seen enough--arrest McClure, Lou.
Lou:
But Boss, Sandy Berger's the one with the stolen documents stuffed down his pants.
Chief Wiggum:
Yeah, but he owns a majority share of Dunkin' Donuts, so we can't arrest him. Besides, I always wanted to abuse my power by railroading a helpless scapegoat.
Lou:
Sorry, Boss, I can't arrest an innocent man.
Chief Wiggum:
Alright, then you're under arrest for obstructing justice, smart guy! Book 'em, Eddie.
Eddie:
I can't, Boss: you arrested me last week, remember?
[throaty groan] Uhhh, I have to make another citizen's arrest....I have to stop with the payoff 'donations'....
LOL! I figured Krusty would show up eventually :-)
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