FDA Warns Makers of Levitra, Zyrtec Over Advertisements

ap.tbo.com ^ | Apr 15, 2005 | Juan-Carlos Rodriguez

[Hank Rearden]

I don't know who's more disgusting...the Levitra slut or Living Large Bob, who looks disturbingly like Howdy Doody.

. . . . who looks disturbingly like Chelsea.

[CMOTB]

Okay, okay. But the possibility of getting a 4 hour erection is true, right?

I don't see what is deceptive about the ad. Like the old saying, "A Hard Man Is Good To Find"

I also wonder about that 4 hour erection. Talk about the embarrassment of going into the emergency room, and what do they do to bring you down (pun intended) anyway? Show you a picture Of Rosie O'Donnell? Maybe an Ice Pack? Seriously, what would they do to stop it?

[hipaatwo]

LOL believe it or not when I googled pull toy images I saw this, it's a child's toy that was recalled.

[Texas Eagle]

Seriously, what would they do to stop it?

I've heard it said they take a sharp object and pop it like a balloon. A balloon animal that is.

[Hank Rearden]

Barbarians.

What would you recommend - leeches?

[JennysCool]

One of those rare "bad taste" recalls, I imagine.

[Hank Rearden]

Talk about the embarrassment of going into the emergency room, and what do they do to bring you down (pun intended) anyway? Show you a picture Of Rosie O'Donnell? Maybe an Ice Pack? Seriously, what would they do to stop it?

Sometimes these things just post themselves, they're so easy.

[CMOTB]

don't know who's more disgusting...the Levitra slut or Living Large Bob

Got to be Bob IE: Kneel and Bob.. I am always glad when I have a little "ahead time" on my DVR so I can zip past those annoying commericals. Seeing him could cure that "erection lasting over four hours" problem I bet.

[Liberator]

"I suppose theoretically it could, if the priapism lasted for a solid week or so. But the doctors in the ER usually treat it by shoving a needle in it and draining the blood. :)"

That's a lovely scenario....

(First Hour)"Honey, put on the Stones 'Start Me Up'"...

(Day 7) "Honey, haven't you gotten tired of that d@mn song yet??? The nice doctor says it's time..."

[Iwo Jima]

Re: #3. Yeah, know what you mean. Last I heard she was holding her slip straps together with safety pins.

Now that Dagny I saw you with ....... yoowzah!

[Hank Rearden]

Now that Dagny I saw you with ....... yoowzah!

Oh yeah. But that bracelet really hurts when she flings it at my head. Quite a temper, that one.

[fnord]

I always thought that "4 hour" warning to seek medical care was more for the woman ...

[arasina]

(First Hour)"Honey, put on the Stones 'Start Me Up'"...

LOL!

DAY 7 !?!?! Where do you want to meet? ;-)

[hipaatwo]

I always thought that "4 hour" warning to seek medical care was more for the woman



maybe, maybe not ;-)

[Liberator]

"DAY 7 !?!?! Where do you want to meet? ;-)"

In THAT case, you'd be meeting me at the surgeon (just before wee-wee was chop-chop-chopped due to gangrene)...

DAY 3 is a matter of cheap airfare and a honky-tonk hotel room ;-)

[Ditter]

I should advertise for Zyrtec. I think I will! I could have posed for the sick person in the Zyrtec ad earlier this week. Normally I take one Zyrtec every day and have no trouble with spring pollen causing symptoms. Monday I went with Mr. Ditter down to our ranch in Brazoria County Texas and forgot to take my pill. By the time I went to bed Monday night I had a sinus headache and it got worse over night and lasted until about 3pm Tuesday. I went back to the ranch on Friday after remembering to take my Zyrtec and NO HEADACHE! If the drug company would like to call me for a TV ad they can reach me thru FreeRepublic.com my name is Ditter. BTW I don't know anything about Lavitra.

[El Gato]

So he can prescribe something to counteract it? Doesn't that defeat the purpose for taking it in the first place?

Presumably after 4 hours, the purpose will have been fulfilled, and the man would be in danger of passing out from lack of oxygen to the brain, the blood all being elsewhere.