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FDA Warns Makers of Levitra, Zyrtec Over Advertisements
ap.tbo.com ^ | Apr 15, 2005 | Juan-Carlos Rodriguez

Posted on 04/15/2005 7:59:03 PM PDT by foolscap

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To: Hank Rearden

Turns out, all my relationships have just been placebos.


Mine too!


21 posted on 04/15/2005 8:22:59 PM PDT by hipaatwo
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To: Dont Mention the War
(To get technical, the blood get stuck in there, loses its oxygen, and you end up with the same problems you'd have with any other body part that had its circulation cut off.)

Poor little guy.

22 posted on 04/15/2005 8:23:37 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
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To: Hank Rearden

Same as a mohel. Minimum wage, plus tips



LMAO!!!!!


23 posted on 04/15/2005 8:24:20 PM PDT by hipaatwo
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To: Dont Mention the War

(To get technical, the blood get stuck in there, loses its oxygen, and you end up with the same problems you'd have with any other body part that had its circulation cut off.)



It turns blue and falls off?


24 posted on 04/15/2005 8:25:39 PM PDT by hipaatwo
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To: Iwo Jima
What now? Phase IV randomized trials comprised of women "experiencing" men on Levitra versus men without Levitra (the placebo?).

Wellll, the FDA has a point, as much as I hate to admit it. Those ads did imply that Levitra is an aphrodesiac, which it isn't. L'il Willard isn't going to stand up and dance until given a reason; all pills like Levitra and Viagra do is give it the ability to get up at all.

25 posted on 04/15/2005 8:25:46 PM PDT by Dont Mention the War (Proud Member of the WPPFF Death Cult - We're coming after YOU next!)
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To: Dont Mention the War
I don't know who's more disgusting...the Levitra slut or Living Large Bob,
who looks disturbingly like Howdy Doody.
26 posted on 04/15/2005 8:27:24 PM PDT by YaYa123 (@Four Hours????????com)
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To: hipaatwo
It turns blue and falls off?

I suppose theoretically it could, if the priapism lasted for a solid week or so. But the doctors in the ER usually treat it by shoving a needle in it and draining the blood. :)

What the general danger is, though, is that the blood vessels in it (of which there aren't that many) get damaged, and you end up impotent.

27 posted on 04/15/2005 8:28:20 PM PDT by Dont Mention the War (Proud Member of the WPPFF Death Cult - We're coming after YOU next!)
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To: foolscap

Am I the only Freeper to comment on the Zyrtec part of this story?

Allegra stopped working for my seasonal allergies, but Zyrtec does the trick - and for TWELVE HOURS, too!! Woo hoo!!


28 posted on 04/15/2005 8:30:48 PM PDT by WIladyconservative (Be an active member of the pajamahadeen - set up a monthly donation to FR!!)
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To: Hank Rearden
Hank, if it's not too personal a thing to ask, are you a woman? Or are you gay?

And either way, does Lillian know?
29 posted on 04/15/2005 8:30:53 PM PDT by Iwo Jima
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To: Dont Mention the War
I suppose theoretically it could, if the priapism lasted for a solid week or so. But the doctors in the ER usually treat it by shoving a needle in it and draining the blood.

And I'll bet the pins and needles sensation after the blood starts flowing again is unpleasant . . . .at best.

30 posted on 04/15/2005 8:32:05 PM PDT by WIladyconservative (Be an active member of the pajamahadeen - set up a monthly donation to FR!!)
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To: hipaatwo
"Yes, they tell you to call your doctor if it lasts longer than 4 hours"

Or go to the skating rink and pretend your a pull toy
31 posted on 04/15/2005 8:33:49 PM PDT by sierrahome (Department of Redundancy Department)
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To: WIladyconservative
Am I the only Freeper to comment on the Zyrtec part of this story?

You're one sick puppy.

32 posted on 04/15/2005 8:33:51 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
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To: Dont Mention the War

And yet, we dispensed it like candy, with or without medical insurance.


33 posted on 04/15/2005 8:34:01 PM PDT by hipaatwo
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34 posted on 04/15/2005 8:37:49 PM PDT by hipaatwo
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But the doctors in the ER usually treat it by shoving a needle in it and draining the blood.

Barbarians.

35 posted on 04/15/2005 8:38:18 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
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To: Texas Eagle

I was about to say "are you some kind of pervert"?


36 posted on 04/15/2005 8:38:43 PM PDT by Iwo Jima
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To: Iwo Jima

Heh, heh.


37 posted on 04/15/2005 8:40:06 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
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To: sierrahome
"Or go to the skating rink and pretend you're a pull toy"

funniest thing I've read all day!!!!

38 posted on 04/15/2005 8:43:57 PM PDT by YaYa123 (@Still Laughing.com)
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To: hipaatwo

That's a very, very bad pull toy! :-)


39 posted on 04/15/2005 8:45:48 PM PDT by JennysCool (Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.)
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To: Iwo Jima
Hank, if it's not too personal a thing to ask, are you a woman? Or are you gay? And either way, does Lillian know?

1) Hang on, lemme check . . . . . . . no.
2) Nope. My check (above) confirms I'm a male lesbian; I likes da wimmins.
3) Haven't seen the ol' bat in years, and that's A Good Thing.

40 posted on 04/15/2005 8:46:34 PM PDT by Hank Rearden (Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
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