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FDA Warns Makers of Levitra, Zyrtec Over Advertisements
ap.tbo.com ^ | Apr 15, 2005 | Juan-Carlos Rodriguez

Posted on 04/15/2005 7:59:03 PM PDT by foolscap

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1 posted on 04/15/2005 7:59:03 PM PDT by foolscap
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The commercial for Levitra, an erectile dysfunction drug, features a woman praising the drug, and, according to the FDA, implying that her sexual experience with her partner was satisfying as a result of her partner's use of Levitra. She says the drug is "the best way to experience the difference." The FDA said this is an unprovable claim.

Okay, okay. But the possibility of getting a 4 hour erection is true, right?

2 posted on 04/15/2005 8:02:06 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
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Okay, okay. But the possibility of getting a 4 hour erection is true, right?




Yes, they tell you to call your doctor if it lasts longer than 4 hours.


3 posted on 04/15/2005 8:04:14 PM PDT by hipaatwo
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You mean its not strong, not lasting, and not when he wants it?
4 posted on 04/15/2005 8:06:20 PM PDT by Pukin Dog (Sans Reproache)
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Yes, they tell you to call your doctor if it lasts longer than 4 hours.

What good would that do? I couldn't get an appointment for 3 weeks.

5 posted on 04/15/2005 8:07:38 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
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LOL trust me, as I woman I wouldn't complain.


6 posted on 04/15/2005 8:12:57 PM PDT by hipaatwo
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The Levitra advertisement says if your erection lasts longer than four hours, go to a hospital. What for - to have your picture taken?


7 posted on 04/15/2005 8:13:02 PM PDT by mohresearcher
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What now? Phase IV randomized trials comprised of women "experiencing" men on Levitra versus men without Levitra (the placebo?).
8 posted on 04/15/2005 8:13:28 PM PDT by Iwo Jima
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Exactly. I mean, why go see a doctor? So he can prescribe something to counteract it? Doesn't that defeat the purpose for taking it in the first place?


9 posted on 04/15/2005 8:14:25 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
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Well, lets put it this way, blood would only be flowing one way and what good is it if your passed out and can't enjoy it.


10 posted on 04/15/2005 8:16:34 PM PDT by hipaatwo
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LOL trust me, as I woman I wouldn't complain.

Neither would my wife. For once she wouldn't give a damn that I fell asleep afterwards.

Talk about a win-win situation.

11 posted on 04/15/2005 8:16:59 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
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ROFLAMO!!!!!!!!!!!!


12 posted on 04/15/2005 8:18:09 PM PDT by hipaatwo
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Well, lets put it this way, blood would only be flowing one way and what good is it if your passed out and can't enjoy it.

How ironic. My reply to your post #6 also applies to your post #10.

13 posted on 04/15/2005 8:18:39 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
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What good would that do? I couldn't get an appointment for 3 weeks.

Well, if you still need to see the doc after three fun-filled weeks, he wouldn't have to just take your word for it, would he?

14 posted on 04/15/2005 8:19:32 PM PDT by Hank Rearden (Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
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To: Iwo Jima

What now? Phase IV randomized trials comprised of women "experiencing" men on Levitra versus men without Levitra (the placebo?).



Not a bad idea :)


15 posted on 04/15/2005 8:19:54 PM PDT by hipaatwo
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Wow. 3 weeks. Just how much does a Guiness World Record pay these days?


16 posted on 04/15/2005 8:20:58 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
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I can't tell you how hard (bad choice of words) and loud I'm laughing right now.


17 posted on 04/15/2005 8:21:17 PM PDT by hipaatwo
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To: Iwo Jima
What now? Phase IV randomized trials comprised of women "experiencing" men on Levitra versus men without Levitra (the placebo?).

Turns out, all my relationships have just been placebos.

18 posted on 04/15/2005 8:21:31 PM PDT by Hank Rearden (Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
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To: Texas Eagle
Exactly. I mean, why go see a doctor? So he can prescribe something to counteract it? Doesn't that defeat the purpose for taking it in the first place?

In all seriousness (well, as serious as we're going to be able to get on this thread), a 4-hour erection is a sign of priapism, which is nothing to joke about. If you don't get medical treatment for it within a few hours, you could end up never having another erection again.

(To get technical, the blood get stuck in there, loses its oxygen, and you end up with the same problems you'd have with any other body part that had its circulation cut off.)

Supposedly it also hurts like hell, too, so you'd probably be hightailing it to the ER regardless. ;)

19 posted on 04/15/2005 8:21:39 PM PDT by Dont Mention the War (Proud Member of the WPPFF Death Cult - We're coming after YOU next!)
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Wow. 3 weeks. Just how much does a Guiness World Record pay these days?

Same as a mohel. Minimum wage, plus tips.

20 posted on 04/15/2005 8:22:42 PM PDT by Hank Rearden (Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
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