Methinks the rum be flowin' early, matey!
September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day - http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
'Tis ne'er too early for a splash o' the grog. Wi' a twist o' lime ta be preventin' the scurvy.
We be wantin' our hardies ta be healthy an' strong when we be boardin' yon Spanish treasure ships ta loot the booty an' send yon Dagoes down ta Davey Jones' locker!
Unfurl the main'sl, raise the Jolly Roger, load the cannons and pistols, grab ye cutlasses, an' do 'em the dirty, lads!