I do have a commando, he's just working on the water well. Besides, he doesn't know where the on/off switch is to this thing. He's even less knowledgeable than I am...if you can imagine that.
He just got me this thing so he could reclaim the tv remote.
>> I do have a commando, he's just working on the water well.
The Norton Commando is a motorcycle from the 1960s and 70s. It was notorious for breaking down--often due to Lucas electrical components. Troubleshooting the problem often caused people to pull their hair out (or so I am told--I only experience with Lucas on british sports cars, but the end result was the same. Lucas electrical rage).
So when I first read the headline, I thought you were getting an old motorcycle back on the road!