>> I do have a commando, he's just working on the water well.
The Norton Commando is a motorcycle from the 1960s and 70s. It was notorious for breaking down--often due to Lucas electrical components. Troubleshooting the problem often caused people to pull their hair out (or so I am told--I only experience with Lucas on british sports cars, but the end result was the same. Lucas electrical rage).
So when I first read the headline, I thought you were getting an old motorcycle back on the road!
So I've missunderstood two posters. My bad. Sorry. But, hubby is a commando when needs be. :-)