I'm adding a bunch more today. Here's the first one:
Cyanide victims think 'poison' warning a slogan
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1406845/posts
[Despite the warning label, they drank the poison anyway!]
Remember this one?
Man Leaps From Car to Retrieve Cigarette
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1409075/posts