CAT HUNTING
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1382021/posts
UN agency scolds Canada for allowing spanking
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/997489/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1380103/posts
That's No Camel, That's My Baggage!'
WCCO: Manure Lands Harvard Professor In A Mess
http://wcco.com/water/watercooler_story_096104624.html
... Manure Lands Harvard Professor In A Mess Apr 6, 2005 9:44 am US/Central ...
and services by trying to steal a truckload of manure from a horse farmer. ...
[Caught brown-handed]
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jan2004/WalMart_Application.htm
Wal-Mart Job Application [This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas - they hired him because he was so honest…] NAME: George Martin SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person (or one who'll cooperate). DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place...
Sandy Berger
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1370608/posts?page=20#20
Border crossings hinder training at Arizona bases
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1379100/posts
illegals sneak onto the test range.... ROFL !
Man Found Napping In Car With Hold-Up Note
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1364066/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1374860/posts
Thief steals poop from woman walking dog, then misfires gun
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1366571/posts
Woman's Scooter Blown Up in Security Scare
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1224680/posts?page=155#155
BALLAD OF DAN RATHER
(Think "Beverly Hillbillies" theme song)
Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Dan,
The documents were fake and he didn't give a damn;
He put 'em on the air, an' he thought he'd done the job,
But up from the web come a howlin' mob.
Blogs, that is.
Web logs.
Checkin' facts.
Well, the first thing you know ol' Dan's a-runnin' fast;
Made a false report an' it bit him in the ass;
He said 'dog-gonnit, I done thought I'd get away!'
But it turned out to be his a-reckonin' day.
Busted, that is.
Red-faced.
Mud in the eye.
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Dan and all his men;
And they would like to shoot you folks for turnin' them in;
You're all invited back next week to watch the Evening News,
And see which correspondent's picked to fill Dan's empty shoes.
Y'all come back, now, hear?
posted on 09/23/2004 2:15:51 PM PDT by ~TheGrimReaper
Ruling lets Arizona inmates write to Web sites - ACLU argued free speech
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/808489/posts
Panel calls for neutral bathrooms ("Transgender" Loony Alert!) http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1026716/posts
Illegal Immigrants: We Must Help Them! Ban All Privacy and Clothing! http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/798839/posts
Moon God Presented to Middle School Kids http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/820065/posts
UN and Kofi Annon loot a cafateria
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/906333/posts
Google Link:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&as_qdr=all&q=TURTLE+BAY+cafeteria+UN+annan&spell=1
Canadian Forces Sent to Fight in Afghanistan Without Guns
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/906869/posts
Flush Toilets Called 'Environmental Disaster'
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/927551/posts
Art from down under - literally (Puppetry of The Penis)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/924198/posts
UN agency scolds Canada for allowing spanking
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/997489/posts
Crossbows, samurai swords to be banned (in Australia)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/966297/posts
Protests Kill Off 'Flatulence Tax' Plan
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1005684/posts
Congressman Defends Tax-Funded Study on Truck Stop Hookers
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1010323/posts
Hot air over bird deaths to stall windmills?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1036749/posts
Jimmy Carter Scared of 'Lord of the Rings' Movie
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1052288/posts
Rocks fall from sky, demons blamed
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1135385/posts
If none of of that made you laugh, this is certain to:
http://www.laugh-of-the-day.com/pages.php?cat=jokes&catid=16&jokeid=166
Laughter guaranteed, or like the EIB says, your money back!
That last humor link is a lot of fun. FReegards....
I printed the Walmart job application out so it looks like it was done on our company's forms. Will post it on the bulletin board. Management has zero sense of humor so if I'm caught I expect them to come down on my head for inappropriate and unprofessional behavior. If I lose my job I'm going to claim victim status and blame FR!
Yo! Glock! Being the serious sorta guy you are, you're gonna LOVE what the N00b :) put together for us!
Arthur....this is hilarious. I'm bookmarking it. THANK YOU!!
Thanks ArtWM