[MortMan]

Don't you remember, perjury is okay. The wanker in chief made that clear during Cigargate.

You mean humidorgate? As I recall, it wasn't the tobacco, but the repository that was the scandal! ;-P

[Army Air Corps]

Poor ol' Bill was trying to find a humidor that didn't require cutting down trees - he was thinkin' 'bout the evironment, dontcha know. :-)