[presidio9]

[MineralMan]

A moose bit my sister once.

[BenLurkin]

We'll se what my sister has to say about this.

She didn't like getting bitten.

She even had to drop the cheese before jumping into the shower.

[stylin19a]

Traditional warning signs.... People steal them," Woytek said"

OK Freepers....fess up !

[Rebelbase]

I object to such a waste of taxpayer money to benefit one man. :-)

[Textide]

I'm still looking for those white guys in the white van.

[MineralMan]

I do NOT have legs like tree trunks...and I did NOT bite your sister.

[green iguana]

shadowy legs the size of tree trunks

This guy needs to get out into the woods to see what a tree trunk looks like...

[Mortikhi]

shadowy legs the size of tree trunks

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I hate reporters like this. You are a reporter, not a novelist. Just write about the newspiece and leave the metaphors alone.

[nothingnew]

"Moose...it's what's for dinner".

FMCDH(BITS)

[Luna]

shadowy legs the size of tree trunks

A giant mutant moose?

[dfwgator]

Who's the Moosiest Moose we know?
Marty Moose
Who's the star of our favorite show?
Marty Moose
M is for merry, as merry you see
O is for oh gosh oh golly oh gee
S is for supertar family glee
E is for everything you want to be....
M-A-R-T-Y
M-O-O-S-E
Marty Moose, Marty Moose, Marty Moose
Yehup, that's me!

[LexBaird]

They are planning on a cable car system to help them cross the road.

[Safetgiver]

Give 'em all flashlights, for cripe's sake.

[MD_Willington_1976]

Hitting a swamp donkey with a speeding vehicle WILL ruin your day!

[Richard Kimball]

But Woytek and other state biologists are tracking some of Massachusetts' small herd of about 1,000 moose with radio collars to see if the more suburban moose have developed different habits and movements than their counterparts in the north woods.

Those are actually iPods, not radio collars.