[formercalifornian]

Instead of the usual three or four shelves, manufacturers should be required to add 44 or 45," Chauderey insists. "It is a kind of poverty of mind to offer consumers such a paltry amount of shelf space.

Why stop there? I could use 80 or 85 shelves in mine.

[Incorrigible]

I think this article was published 10 days too late.

[sionnsar]

This is a joke, right?

[randog]

Someone challenging The Onion?

[sionnsar]

Hmmm... looking at the names... this is a joke. "Coldwell" "Burr" (Brrr), etc.

[Oztrich Boy]

Humor rating: "Trying too hard"

[BenLurkin]

The bigger the burger the better the burger.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

"Many refrigerator users, especially among the young, are challenging the staid attitudes toward hot and cold, and manufacturers must come to grips with the new tensions."

Ah the tensions of refrigerator design. It's chilling to think about.

[Billthedrill]

I have a problem with this sort of thing myself. If I turn my control up too high, the water gets all hard and stuff. Somebody should pass a law so that doesn't happen.

[azhenfud]

"Why," he asks, "should dispensers be restricted to water?" Burr believes a diversity of beverages should be allowed, and not just cold ones either: Hot chocolate, soup, cappuccino. And maybe even chili.

Ease of cleanability immediately comes to mind.

[Old Professer]

The worst thing that ever happened to refrigerators was when they made the top flat; the last time mine got cleaned off I found an old carton of eggs that had a "Use By" date printed in Roman numerals.

[Nick Danger]

I think they should make a combination refrigerator-oven with a trap door. Pull the lever and a chicken falls into the oven. Great for parties.

[GeekDejure]

How come there are no comments by Kenny Freeze ??? ;-))