[Antoninus]

The Beatitudes, according to the NY Times:

Blessed are the whiners, for they shall be interviewed.

Blessed are the shrill, for they shall have the rules changed in their favor.

Blessed are those who claim to follow Me but think they don't have to listen to Me. The city of LA is theirs.

Blessed are the sanctimonious, for they shall sell many newspapers.

Blessed are the cafeteria catholics, for they shall see satan.

And how blessed are you when the Elite Media has you on their rolodex for interviews as a Catholic who can be counted on to say the "right" things. You shall become an editor.

[neverdem]

LOL!