I've been told I am both smart and sexy, but since I quit drinking, I have had terrible success with meeting and dating women.
I see you are moving to Maryland....hmmm
" since I quit drinking, I have had terrible success with meeting and dating women. "
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Maybe you are more self conscious when you are sober, and drinking made you more relaxed.
But whatever you do, don't start drinking again.
Just be more relaxed, while sober and approach with a "doesn't matter" attitude and you'll be just fine.