[Larry Lucido]

So I pop the hatchbakc, which slams down on my head as usual while I am inside, and start wiggling connections. By now, the poor cop is chuckling outrigt as to his point of view, my car is devouring me. I got three lights working agin, things in the trunk had knocked on the back of the light assembly and took out the lights

Sounds like my 1971 Gremlin! Did I sell you that thing?

[Darksheare]

LOL!
This was an 89 VW Golf.
It had issues.
Liek the oil pressure warning sensor buzzer would sound, and there was nothing wrong with the oil pressure.

Driving down the road was accompanied by an awful buzzing from the dash.
I'd wanted to replace it with a voice module from an aircraft so it would say "Pull up" instead.