LOL!
This was an 89 VW Golf.
It had issues.
Liek the oil pressure warning sensor buzzer would sound, and there was nothing wrong with the oil pressure.
Driving down the road was accompanied by an awful buzzing from the dash.
I'd wanted to replace it with a voice module from an aircraft so it would say "Pull up" instead.
Tell me about it. The speedometer cable came loose, so I never knew how fast I was going. The driver's door latch rusted through so I had to keep it closed with the seatbelt. The driver's seat back broke and was permanently reclined. Then, like your car, the tail lights shorted out and I couldn't locate the problem. When I got stopped for it, I didn't have my license on me, so I got to spend the night in Detroit's 13th precint lockup - my only night in jail (that I can remember).