(Truth be known, I ain't a long tall Texan though. I'm short and ugly, old and missing teeth,I am known to wander around the ranch aimlessly mumbling to myself. I bump my head on the barn door a lot too. And I drool. All in all, not a very pretty sight.)
LOL! Fiddl ..... you're a mess! :)
I don't believe that for a minute!
(Pssst! Your picture is on your home page.}