"One of the news shows (maybe Dateline?) showed
a t-shirt with Chas and Cam, but Cam's face is
inserted into a horse's head."
Oh. Well, I couldn't find one like that.
But here's a really nice pic of her highness:
http://img.blesk.cz/blesk/imgdb/original/phpb77gdf.jpg
She looks like Dianne after taking some old and ugly pills.