Things not to say at the Charles-Camilla wedding - (infinite add-on possibilities here!)

JEWISH WORLD REVIEW.COM ^ | APRIL 8, 2005 | BRAD DICKSON

[CHARLITE]

Because they're stuffy Royal types, there's a short list of things you should not say at the wedding of Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles if you plan to crash the party.

"The Queen isn't here? Is it her bowling night?"

"A civil ceremony? Great, I blew off The Apprentice for this?"

"I never would've suspected Gary Coleman would be best man."

"At least nobody here had to get off work today, ha-ha-ha-ha."`

"After the civil ceremony there's a "dedication service"? Forget that crap, when do we eat?"

"I give the marriage 6 months."

"She's got a lot of nerve, wearing white."

"I'm only here because hockey is on strike."

"This is a register's office? Imagine, the future king getting married the same place you go to prove your cat was vaccinated."

[CHARLITE]

"I never knew that Prince Charles had a horse named Camilla."

[fhayek]

'Is that a Tampon, or is he just glad to see her'

[sharktrager]

"I forget. If a jackass mates with a horse, is the offspring a donkey or a mule?"

[ErnBatavia]

"I never knew that Prince Charles had a horse named Camilla."

Over and Under official line on when that pic shows up here is about 3 minutes....

[notfondajane]

LOL Everyone else should just give up -- nothing could be funnier!

[hoosiermama]

Bump for laughs

[peyton randolph]

Camilla's new title is to Di for.

[GoldCountryRedneck]

"Damn...can't stay...I just remembered my root canal appointment!"

[Vicki]

That's an unusual veil ... oh, it's a feed bag.

[Snardius]

"Camilla, it's your wedding day. Why such a long face?"

[Pillows]

One of the closest relatives, Mr. Ed. will be there....

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I just here for the Crapper.

( Major Tom Crapper's wedding follows this royal screw up
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/somerset/4425073.stm )

[LauraJean]

What she isn't running in the Grand National today. (big horse race running Saturday)

[dirtbiker]

Given the choice of attending this wedding and having deep root canal work (without anesthesia), I'd choose the root canal...

[Stone Mountain]

You win!

[dirtbiker]

I say who cares. Both of them look like the south end of a north bound jackass ('cept Carmilla, who looks like BOTH ends).....

[maine-iac7]

"I forget. If a jackass mates with a horse, is the offspring a donkey or a mule?"

that'a a winner....

[snarks_when_bored]

At least Charles will finally be having sex with a real queen.

[Dante3]

LOL

[Ez2BRepub]

I didn't know she was related to John Kerry!