DON'T EVER GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE:
"The Mexican military (patrolling souse of ze border) is causing the dip (in the number of illegals crossing)",
Sure.
TRASH THE MINUTEMEN VOLUNTEERS:
"The volunteers trip sensors, forcing agents to respond to false alarms".
"Volunteers footprints make it difficult for agents to track illegals".
Sure.
LET'S ALL JOIN HANDS AND SING THE FEDS SONG:
"Jealousy, night and day you torture we
"And we wonder
"If the Minutemen aren't pulling our rugs from under"......
Tra La La
Leni
Tra La La
Probably don't want to use that -- the name of an unattractive character in a book.