You must hate your birds
Hmmm... THAT is why they won't stop shrieking!
In all seriousness though, I'm allergic to birds, but I love watching the cardinals, chickadees and finches at my backyard feeder.
We need to do a KC area Freeper get together. If anyone is interested I might try to arrange it.
I know a great coffee house that is populated by conservatives (and a token liberal, but he's a pretty good guy)