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LOL!!!!!!

Ya know....you could, couldn't you?

Well! Well! Uh. WELL! WE have San Francisco!

an August storm

Thank you
Arizona, California, New Mexico

BUMP from NM.

My pictures of tonight's storm start at post #18 here.

Backatcha from CA!!!

I still wuv you...

Thanks Gramma......
I wuv you too

I'm gonna call it a night. I need some sack time. G'nite all.

Night, Fiddlstix. Please take care of yourself and get well.

Sweet dreams!!

Thank you, Eastbound!!

And we have incoming:

$30 monthly from Texas
$100 from Virginia
$25 from Texas

Thank you Texas and Virginia FReepers!!

G'Nite Fiddlstix!! Thanks!

Thank you, Eastbound!!

And we have incoming:

$30 monthly from Texas
$100 from Virginia
$25 from Texas

Thank you Texas and Virginia FReepers!!

Venison BTTT!!!!!!

Even Jesus enjoys a laugh There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone "brother." 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with His meals. 3 He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian: 1. He was at peace with nature. 2. He ate a lot of fish. 3. He talked about the Great Spirit. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do

VENISON BTTT!!!

Heeeckk YEEaahhh!!!!

lol!!!!!!

Picnic at Grammies!!!!!!!!!

Whoo HOOOO!!!!!

Can't eat Beef... Mad cow....
Can't eat chicken ... bird flu
Can't eat eggs ... Salmonella
Can't eat pork ... fears that bird flu will infect piggies
Can't eat fish ... heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat
Can't eat fruits and veggies ... insecticides and herbicides

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!

Chocolate is a Vegetable
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Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Bean = vegetable.
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Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.
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Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

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**To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk,
which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
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Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
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Remember - - -
"STRESSED" spelled backward is "DESSERTS"
Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds.
Send this to everyone you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds.
(If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately.)
"That's why I had to pass this on - - - - - I didn't want to risk it."

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This could happen to you.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them , "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"