We get lots of calls about bites while picking berries or beans.
Snake thinks its a nice sheltered area to lurk in while the mousies come buy for bean or berry lunch.
Two cowboys are sleeping out on the range, when one of them wakes the other with a scream. "What is it, Tex?""I just got bit on my privates by a rattlesnake, Jeb." Jeb replies, "I'll go for help, Tex." and, jumping on his horse, blazes into town. Waking up the doctor, Jeb asks him how to treat rattlesnake bites.
The doctor says, "You have to suck out the poison, or your friend will die." Upon returning back to camp, Tex asks, "What did the doc say?"
Jeb replies, "Doc says you gonna die."