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EU bans sale of Apple Macs (A bit late, sorry)
Digit ^ | Friday 01 Apr 2005 - 10:15 | Follie Aprilis

Posted on 04/02/2005 10:39:45 PM PST by jb6

The European Union has revealed it is to ban the sale and use of Apple Macintosh computers by 2006 - citing "the need for unification" in a directive unveiled today.

Directive EU01042005, which was passed during a late-night session in Brussels, will be adopted by all member countries on January 1, 2006, and prohibits the "sale, use, resale, leasing, and hire" of Apple Macs due to their lack of full compatibility with Windows computers, and the fact that no-one in the EU parliment can get a decent expenses package to wwork on them. The directive reckons that Apple's "lack of floppy disk drive" is discriminatory to EU residents, and that the Apple logo doesn't hail from the apple-growing regions of Southern France.

Apple iPods are excluded from the move -- although they must be renamed EuPods -- but Apple dealers across the EU angrily denounced the move.

Protest grows

"This is disasterous, an extremely bad day for computer users, and for Apple Mac users in particular," said Haarold Gremann of Macrwelt Dbh, a reseller in German. "We are calling all Mac users to take to the streets and protest this move in the strongest terms possible."

Stefan Cava, sales manager of MacAvanti, a Mac reseller in Rome, told Digit the move would spell the end for his business. "It's terrible. With the iPod, people are enjoying Apple, and now the EU will be taking the greatest platform away. I can't believe that Windows will win through the back door. I love my country, but I suggest Mac users all move to America, pronto."

Designer pressure

Designers will face tough punishments under the new law -- with even the eating of apples (and some oranges) at Windows computers liable for a fine of €5,000. People using the colour Aqua will face a lesser fine of €2,000.

The proposal will see member countries opening Mac Trash dumping sites from September, with companies and businesses being given three months to rid themselves of all Macs, including waterproof ones. In a similar move, MacDonalds will be renamed WinDonalds, and the 'Mac' prefix of some Scottish surnames will also be outlawed.

"It's time Europe dumped its so-called FireWire, Safari, and US-named Trash -- these are the work of the Devil, and are dirty," said Commissioner Hardy Haha, who proposed the directive. "I use Windows and the two-button mouse is a beacon of choice. One button mice are all about segregation. We had to take a stand."


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Foreign Affairs; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons
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1 posted on 04/02/2005 10:39:46 PM PST by jb6
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To: jb6

You're a day late


2 posted on 04/02/2005 10:42:48 PM PST by Sofa King (MY rights are not subject to YOUR approval.)
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To: Sofa King

>>
You're a day late
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. . . and a Euro short.


3 posted on 04/02/2005 10:45:49 PM PST by noblejones
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To: Sofa King

How many times do you want me to apologize? Or will my OS get banned?


4 posted on 04/02/2005 10:51:22 PM PST by jb6 (Truth == Christ)
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To: jb6

Finally, a smart move by the Europeans. It seems not all hope is lost


5 posted on 04/02/2005 10:53:51 PM PST by eclectic (Liberalism is a mental disorder)
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To: jb6

I thought this was real for a second.


6 posted on 04/02/2005 11:09:28 PM PST by vpintheak (Liberal = The antithesis of Freedom and Patriotism)
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To: jb6
EU hates Microsoft so called monopoly... but yet they are enable it? ludicrous!
7 posted on 04/02/2005 11:11:26 PM PST by Echo Talon (http://echotalon.blogspot.com)
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To: jb6

DOH! ::blush::: just read the rest of it :D


8 posted on 04/02/2005 11:12:45 PM PST by Echo Talon (http://echotalon.blogspot.com)
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To: jb6

The religion of Mac strikes back.


9 posted on 04/03/2005 12:09:02 AM PST by Wiz
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To: Echo Talon

Hummm, good point about them and the Microsoft Monolopy. Did I see something about them trying milk them of some serious money because of there monolopy??? Last time I looked it wasnt the goverments position to tell me what software I have to use in my computer.....


10 posted on 04/03/2005 12:11:42 AM PST by Little_shoe ("For Sailor MEN in Battle fair since fighting days of old have earned the right.to the blue and gold)
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To: Little_shoe

P.S. This Smacks to me of Big Brother.... They have already started to rewrite histry that they dont like....i.e the Holocaust


11 posted on 04/03/2005 12:13:25 AM PST by Little_shoe ("For Sailor MEN in Battle fair since fighting days of old have earned the right.to the blue and gold)
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To: Little_shoe

I not sure but i know the EU sued Microsoft about something recently.


12 posted on 04/03/2005 12:32:32 AM PST by Echo Talon (http://echotalon.blogspot.com)
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To: vpintheak

Yeah me too, until about the third paragraph, it went down hill from there on. But with those socialists in the EU, you never know. ;)


13 posted on 04/03/2005 12:35:58 AM PST by jb6 (Truth == Christ)
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"no-one in the EU parliment can get a decent expenses package to wwork on them."

Ahhh, so that's how they get away with embezzling money from the public purse, blame it on their Macs!

14 posted on 04/03/2005 3:11:30 AM PDT by Nathan Zachary
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To: Little_shoe
Hummm, good point about them and the Microsoft Monolopy. Did I see something about them trying milk them of some serious money because of there monolopy??? Last time I looked it wasnt the goverments position to tell me what software I have to use in my computer.....

That's because you don't live in Europe.

15 posted on 04/03/2005 3:24:54 AM PDT by CPOSharky (You are born cold, wet, and hungry. Things get worse, then you die.)
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To: CPOSharky

Did the US Government not take Microsoft to court as well?
Something about excessive monopoly?


16 posted on 04/03/2005 3:32:55 AM PDT by kingsurfer
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To: kingsurfer
Did the US Government not take Microsoft to court as well? Something about excessive monopoly?

Didn't that suit claim that MS "forced" manufacturers to install all or nothing?

17 posted on 04/03/2005 3:51:46 AM PDT by CPOSharky (You are born cold, wet, and hungry. Things get worse, then you die.)
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To: CPOSharky

Something like that. I think it was quite similar to the EU claims. I think most governments would like to get their hands on some of that Microsoft money.


18 posted on 04/03/2005 3:53:18 AM PDT by kingsurfer
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To: Army Air Corps
I swear it's true!!!

:)

19 posted on 04/03/2005 5:54:18 AM PDT by raybbr
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To: jb6

Its a good thing they haven't focused on Linux yet, huh? If they did, the "logical" conclusion of this initiative would be to ban any computer which didn't have Windows preloaded.


20 posted on 04/03/2005 6:39:54 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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