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To: FairOpinion

Other DST tasks:

1. Change your A/C filter.
2. Change the spin direction of all ceiling fans.
3. Rotate all mattresses.
4. Change the oven filter.
5. Check the magnesium rod in the water heater.
6. Check the air pressure in your spare tire.
7. Rotate all bottles of wine.
8. Backflush the pool.
9. Relace your tennis shoes.
10. Replace the reflective tape on your bicycle helmet.
11. Donate to an animal shelter.
12. Donate to a homeless shelter.
13. Let in the Jehovah's Witnesses and the Mormons. Offer them a cup of coffee.


28 posted on 04/02/2005 5:59:38 PM PST by nhoward14
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To: nhoward14

Hey, it's bad enought to get up an hour earlier -- who wants to add to the discomfort by adding all these additional tasks!


30 posted on 04/02/2005 6:01:34 PM PST by FairOpinion
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To: nhoward14

14. Smooth out tinfoil hat.


31 posted on 04/02/2005 6:03:26 PM PST by lightman (The Office of the Keys should be exercised as some ministry needs to be exorcised.)
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To: nhoward14

And most importantly, install summer air in all pneumatic tires now presently filled with winter air. This will aid in the cross rotational forces caused by the high-speed ektapolychromate residue in the winter air.

You did save some summer air from last year didn't you?

That is all.


Regards


41 posted on 04/02/2005 6:50:49 PM PST by headstamp
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To: nhoward14

Your oven has a filter?


43 posted on 04/02/2005 6:52:39 PM PST by ConservativeLawyer (God Bless JP II)
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To: nhoward14

14. Identify all the fuzzy green food in the back of the fridge.
15. Scrape the possum off the tires on the truck.
16. Replace the concrete blocks under the spare car.
17. Recycle all the empty beer cans in the spare bedroom and get that new dish and plasma TV with the proceeds.
18. Find Fluffy.
19. Feed Fluffy.
20. Remove the fish bones from the fish tank.
21. Ask the kids how old they are.
22. Don't ask the wife how old she is.
24. Bury Fluffy


56 posted on 04/03/2005 3:07:00 AM PDT by this_ol_patriot
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