[hopespringseternal]

I'll handle the getting her pregnant part. How she gets out of that mess nine months later is her problem.

After watching all the childbirth films, I couldn't believe any woman would want to go through that more than once. After seeing my wife lug around that massive belly, I can't believe they are even willing to get pregnant twice.

After watching my wife deliver our first, I thought, "Men have combat, women have childbirth. And men got the better end of that deal."

[SunnyUsa]

I'll handle the getting her pregnant part. How she gets out of that mess nine months later is her problem.

hilarious!!!

I see your still alive to give advice, good for you! ;)

[SunnyUsa]

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His comments reminded me of you - and I'm sure you have some pearls of wisdom for this expectant father! lol