I think you achieved Field Grade in the Army in your head, that's what.
The notion you could have ever been a Major in my Army is laughable, jb6. I picture you more as the poor sap sent out into the motor pool with a hammer to check for weak spots in the tank's armor than anyone let anywhere near a green tab, and your "I'm Joe roadmarch" posts merely confirm that impression.
"The notion you could have ever been a Major in my Army is laughable, jb6. I picture you more as the poor sap sent out into the motor pool with a hammer to check for weak spots in the tank's armor than anyone let anywhere near a green tab, and your "I'm Joe roadmarch" posts merely confirm that impression."
That's your mistake. I can tell you for a fact that he was a Major. I'd expect such comments from Leftwingers - didn't know I would encounter people who slag off military folks on FR.
Tell me, did you ever go get the batteries for your chemlights? Or did you bring a box of military bearings (God knows you need some). I bet you carried some grid squares around for your squad leader, didn't you?
I'd be surprised if you squirmed into PFC rank. Probably kicked out for failure to adapt.