Tell me, did you ever go get the batteries for your chemlights? Or did you bring a box of military bearings (God knows you need some). I bet you carried some grid squares around for your squad leader, didn't you?
I'd be surprised if you squirmed into PFC rank. Probably kicked out for failure to adapt.
Try to display the maturity of one who has achieved that rank, instead of acting like some punk kid who's pissed off not everybody's playing along with his gag.
LOL.