Our 2nd Quarter '05 FReepathon is Underway!!

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[Jim Robinson]

Howdy everyone!

It's time for our 2nd quarter FReepathon!

Well, we're fresh back from the Inaugural Ball II and now we're getting ready for the March for Justice II! I know there's been a lot of divisiveness on the forum lately due to some very emotional issues, but we must keep our eye on the ball. It's time to regroup, recharge and refocus on the main objectives. We cannot allow the conservative movement to splinter any further, thereby allowing the liberals a chance to retake the advantage. We've got them on the run and we have an historical opportunity to crush Marxism and return freedom to our land.

Right now our number one short-term goal should be to reform the judiciary. No matter what your hot button issue is, the liberal activist judiciary is your number one political foe. Whether your highest priority issue is abortion, religion, gay marriage, the gay agenda, the feminist agenda, whacko environmentalism, crime, terrorism, illegal immigration, welfare, education, affirmative action, property rights, states rights, free speech, gun control, tort reform, etc, etc, the liberal activist judiciary is on the wrong side. What the liberals can't get enacted through constitutional means, they simply have the Men in Black enact for them through liberal activism.

The liberal activist judiciary must go! If we are ever to be free again, we must install constitutionally minded judges. We must break the filibuster and end the Democrat obstructionism. We must continue expanding the conservative majority in the congress.

It will be critical for us to do all we possibly can during the next few months to help the president get his judicial nominees through the senate. And we must do all we can before the '06 elections to help advance conservative candidates! The Democrats must be defeated!

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Thank you all very much and I hope to see many of you in Washington, DC on April 7 for the March for Justice!! If you can't go, please consider helping someone from your chapter or state get there. We must have members from every state and every chapter present!

[NYTexan]

Game on!

[NormsRevenge]

Cool at Bristol Tennessee for the Nascar race Sunday,.. that is..

It was nice here yesterday and today, low 70s and sunny, clouds are moving in tho tomorrow for a brief spritz or two..

[Brad’s Gramma]

clouds are moving in tho tomorrow for a brief spritz or two

Why I know just WHO to blame/thank for that! My husband had my evil Ess You Vee washed today!

[NormsRevenge]

Wifey surprised me today and din't wash her new baby.. she has a hard time reaching the top.. ;-)

[NormsRevenge]

The half-breed pet terrier 'Milly' during a presentation of the trick dog team at the International Dog Show in Erfurt, eastern Germany, Saturday April 2, 2005. 3,500 dogs of 230 breeds from all over the world take part at the exhibition and will be judged by experts this weekend. (AP Photo/Jens Meyer)

[NormsRevenge]

Pinschers jump around a dog breeder before an International Schnauzer and Pinscher Beauty Exhibition in Bucharest, March 26, 2005. REUTERS/Mihai Barbu

[NormsRevenge]

Pamela Sue 'AfghanHound ?

An Afghan hound is being groomed during the terrier and hound competition at Crufts, the World's biggest Dog show, held annually in Birmingham(AFP/Carl de Souza)

[trussell]

1st grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem? Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What do you have in your pants that I do not have in mine?"
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question?
Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Harry: "Coconut"

Ms. Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Harry: "Bubble gum"

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Harry: "Shake hands"

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong."

[NormsRevenge]

LOLOL.. cute!

[Brad’s Gramma]

OH MY GOSH! HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA

[trussell]

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.
When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door."
He was planning to have a little fun with her so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?" The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags.

[NormsRevenge]

Turns out , the guy is a tree trimmer in Central Park, not a contestant in the ski jump tree hugging competition in Norway.

Tree trimmer Dav Hernandez adjusts his line as he moves among the branches of an American Elm, giving the tree a springtime trim in Central Park in New York, Wednesday, March 30, 2005. Blue skies and warm weather greeted park workers Wednesday morning as the trimming of the elms and the planting of other species continued with other spring maintenance. (AP Photo/Gregory Bull)

[NormsRevenge]

Oh my! lol

[NormsRevenge]

I'm gonna go set my clocks and hang it up for the night..

Have fun!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

OH WOW!!!!!!! THAT actually looks like fun!!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

Y'all sleep well, Norm!

[trussell]

Sweet Dreams!!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

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[Brad’s Gramma]

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