To: trussell
OH MY GOSH! HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA
850 posted on
04/02/2005 11:34:51 PM PST by
Brad’s Gramma
(aitch tee tee pea colon 2 slashes dubya dubya dubya dot proud patriots dot org)
To: Brad's Gramma
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.
When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door."
He was planning to have a little fun with her so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?" The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags.
851 posted on
04/02/2005 11:38:55 PM PST by
trussell
(Please come bump the freepathon... http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1375684/posts)
To: Brad's Gramma; trussell; All
I'm gonna go set my clocks and hang it up for the night..
Have fun!!
854 posted on
04/02/2005 11:44:48 PM PST by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ...... The War on Terrorism is the ultimate 'faith-based' initiative.)
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson