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Thief steals poop from woman walking dog
Associated Press ^ | 3-31-05 | AP

Posted on 03/31/2005 1:10:08 PM PST by RushCrush

SAN DIEGO - The hunt is on for a different kind of burglar.

Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog.

The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding.

When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.

He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said.

The robber ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled the scene, police said.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California
KEYWORDS: caca; cantgetenough; checkyourshorts; dodohead; dog; fingerlickingood; misfire; poopoo
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To: Laura Earl

*snort* Ever ask him WHY?


61 posted on 03/31/2005 2:13:08 PM PST by Hi Heels (Now Andy, I ain't got time for them trivial trivialities...Barney Fife)
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To: Hi Heels

LOLK!
It's pure crap!


62 posted on 03/31/2005 2:14:19 PM PST by Darksheare (She sashayed into my heart, her insurance should cover the damages.)
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To: over3Owithabrain

I got a pug that would lick someone to death, but that's about it. No loyalty to the owner with Mugsy, she an attention whore. LOL


63 posted on 03/31/2005 2:16:53 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If Islam is a religion of peace, they should fire their P.R. guy!)
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To: calex59

" How did they know it was a .22? Did the woman measure the bore?"

Nah, the dog was an NRA member.


64 posted on 03/31/2005 2:24:48 PM PST by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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To: Laura Earl

Yep


65 posted on 03/31/2005 2:30:06 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Rest in Peace Terri)
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To: RushCrush; Hi Heels; Conspiracy Guy
Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog.

The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding.



66 posted on 03/31/2005 2:30:57 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: tfecw

Same here, gosh darn it if I wasn't drinking water, too! I didn't even know I could squirt water out of my nose!!!!


67 posted on 03/31/2005 2:31:26 PM PST by P-Chan Penny (Watch out or I will send out my attack Chihuahua, Miaka!)
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To: Billthedrill

Touche. LOL


68 posted on 03/31/2005 2:40:05 PM PST by miele man
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To: Hi Heels

Wonder how the perp pulled the trigger twice on a 22 auto without cycling the action?


69 posted on 03/31/2005 2:40:10 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Rest in Peace Terri)
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To: calex59

"How did they know it was a .22? Did the woman measure the bore?"

The robber yelled: Give me money or I am going to shoot your dog with this .22-caliber semiautomatic!


70 posted on 03/31/2005 2:46:11 PM PST by ArmedNReady
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To: Conspiracy Guy

no way. You are absolutely right. I was still trying to figure out whether she whipped out a slide ruler to determine it was a 22.


71 posted on 03/31/2005 2:46:17 PM PST by Hi Heels (Now Andy, I ain't got time for them trivial trivialities...Barney Fife)
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To: Hi Heels

Probably one of those toy guns that shoot plasic pellets.


72 posted on 03/31/2005 2:48:13 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Rest in Peace Terri)
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To: ArmedNReady

"How about retina scans?"

I'd be in favor of that if it includes a brain scan.


73 posted on 03/31/2005 2:48:20 PM PST by ArmedNReady
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To: RushCrush

This was funny until I read the rest of the article.


74 posted on 03/31/2005 2:50:37 PM PST by BJungNan
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To: Conspiracy Guy; calex59; ArmedNReady

This story has a plethora of holes in it. No pun intended.


75 posted on 03/31/2005 2:51:36 PM PST by Hi Heels (Now Andy, I ain't got time for them trivial trivialities...Barney Fife)
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To: RushCrush
Presumably they'll want a statement from this fellow -

Regards, Ivan

76 posted on 03/31/2005 2:54:07 PM PST by MadIvan (One blog to bring them all...and in the Darkness bind them: http://www.theringwraith.com/)
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To: Hi Heels

Poop thieves are usually dumb.


77 posted on 03/31/2005 2:54:46 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Rest in Peace Terri)
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To: tfecw

lol


78 posted on 03/31/2005 2:59:42 PM PST by Constantine XIII
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To: Conspiracy Guy
I never thought I'd hear you say that......... It's almost... Shakespearian.

Not that it's any big deal, but it seems more to me like a lady who wanted some attention and made the whole darn thing up. Her story ain't working.

79 posted on 03/31/2005 3:01:02 PM PST by Hi Heels (Now Andy, I ain't got time for them trivial trivialities...Barney Fife)
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To: RockinRight


Suspect Profile?
80 posted on 03/31/2005 3:01:15 PM PST by F105-D ThunderChief (That "THUD" you heard was the Collapse of the DemocRats!)
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