[Petronski]

"Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day."

Never wear a turtleneck AND a backpack. It's like a midget is trying to tackle you all day long.

[TheBigB]

"Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load sh*t into a truck."

"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! F**k. Seven. Not even close. I need more dice."