[TheBigB]

"Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load sh*t into a truck."

"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! F**k. Seven. Not even close. I need more dice."

[Petronski]

WORKING FROM MEMORY:


"I was standing in the back of a crowded nightclub when the bouncer said I had to move because I was blocking a fire exit. I told him 'If there's a fire, I'll move.' Pretty much anyone who has legs and is flammable is gonna run from a fire."