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A spanking way to be happy
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| 03/30/05
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Posted on 03/30/2005 11:42:45 AM PST by b4its2late
It may sound a bit kinky but everything from depression to alcoholism can be cured with a beating on the bare bottom, scientists claim.
Spanking is more effective than exercise at keeping the blues at bay, say Russian researchers who carried out tests on caning.
They recommend that people receive 30 weekly sessions of 60 of the best. High levels of pain make the body produce endorphins or 'happy chemicals' and this leads to feelings of euphoria.
Endorphins also boost the immune system, release sex hormones and reduce appetite.
Dr Sergei Speransky, who now charges patients £57 for treatment at Novosibirsk Institute of Medicine, said: 'The treatment works. I'm not sadistic, at least not in the classical sense, but I do advocate caning.'
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: exercise; spank; spanking
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To: philman_36
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posted on
03/30/2005 11:56:25 AM PST
by
b4its2late
(It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.)
To: TheBigB
22
posted on
03/30/2005 11:56:53 AM PST
by
Bella_Bru
(You're about as funny as a case sensitive search engine.)
To: TheBigB
Neither did you.
In fact, as I recall,
You asked for seconds ;)
23
posted on
03/30/2005 11:56:54 AM PST
by
najida
(I wish I had Tina Turner's legs, Ann Coulter's brains and Paris Hilton's credit cards.)
To: RichInOC; Hillary's Lovely Legs
That's too close to "National Orgasm Day" proposed a few years back- which prompted the single most hilarious post reply I ever read (By Hillary's Lovely Legs) when she said:
"Oh great- Another national holiday that I wont get off"
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posted on
03/30/2005 11:57:24 AM PST
by
Mr. K
("All your base are belong to us" (gosh I miss that))
To: b4its2late
Good golly, Miss Molly! You mean I could pay some therapist to cane my kids, but if I do it myself, CPS will take them away?
*scratching head*
Curiouser and curiouser.
25
posted on
03/30/2005 11:57:37 AM PST
by
exnavychick
(There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart?)
To: kahoutek
Or...
"Give your crack a crack and feel better in 10".
26
posted on
03/30/2005 11:57:40 AM PST
by
b4its2late
(It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.)
To: TXBSAFH
This mom did the same!
That wooden spoon was the perfect object for attitude adjustments.
27
posted on
03/30/2005 11:57:42 AM PST
by
OldFriend
("If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child might have peace." Thomas Paine)
To: Bella_Bru
EEEK!
OK, I admit it,
I am a great big, wimpy, non-adventurous coward.
28
posted on
03/30/2005 11:57:45 AM PST
by
najida
(I wish I had Tina Turner's legs, Ann Coulter's brains and Paris Hilton's credit cards.)
To: b4its2late
It worked for Castle Anthrax.
29
posted on
03/30/2005 11:57:55 AM PST
by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: Bella_Bru
30
posted on
03/30/2005 11:58:23 AM PST
by
TheBigB
("She's the kind of girl you bring home to Mother... if Mother is a cigaretty, retired hooker.")
To: b4its2late
Ok, just what the guys need to hear. Enuff, already.
31
posted on
03/30/2005 11:58:23 AM PST
by
Fam4Bush
To: TheBigB
Perhaps all those "naked pyramid" activities at Abu Ghraib were meant to help the detained enjoy their time there.
32
posted on
03/30/2005 11:59:04 AM PST
by
DTogo
(U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
To: najida
Thirds, fourths, fifths, and sixths. I'm a bit hazy on sevenths, as I think I was passed out by then. :o)
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posted on
03/30/2005 11:59:06 AM PST
by
TheBigB
("She's the kind of girl you bring home to Mother... if Mother is a cigaretty, retired hooker.")
To: OldFriend
By the time I was 9 I could tell by feel if my dad was using the brown or the black belt, the brown being wider. But I guess I had it lucky, my Grandpa used a razor strap on his kids.
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posted on
03/30/2005 11:59:56 AM PST
by
TXBSAFH
(Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein)
To: teenyelliott; BerthaDee
I agree with the sentiment wholeheartedly. As long as I am the deliverer of the swats! Line up now. ;o)
35
posted on
03/30/2005 12:01:08 PM PST
by
pissant
To: b4its2late
Yeah? Well just try to get your medical insurance provider to pay for those one hour sessions at Madama Wanda's house of pain and see how much they buy into this theory. lol
36
posted on
03/30/2005 12:01:43 PM PST
by
joebuck
To: b4its2late
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Don't worry, be happy! |
37
posted on
03/30/2005 12:02:41 PM PST
by
Fintan
(Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.)
To: TheBigB
REPUBKLICAN Thakt's easky fokr yoku tko saky.
To: b4its2late
Just conducted a home test. I don't know how long it's supposed to take for the positive effects to kick in, but so far, the wife seems full of anything BUT 'happy chemicals' - no feelings of euphoria either.
Did I miss something? Did I screw it up by surprising her, dragging her out of the shower, and beating her ass on the bathroom floor?
39
posted on
03/30/2005 12:03:19 PM PST
by
Jaysun
(I must warn you, I am a black belt in bullshitsu)
To: martin_fierro
I spell things my own way. Don't try to stop me. I'm a free spirit. In the words of Tom Servo, "I'm the wind, baby!" :o)
40
posted on
03/30/2005 12:04:17 PM PST
by
TheBigB
("She's the kind of girl you bring home to Mother... if Mother is a cigaretty, retired hooker.")
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