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A spanking way to be happy
This is LONDON London Cuts section ^ | 03/30/05 | By Metro

Posted on 03/30/2005 11:42:45 AM PST by b4its2late

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To: philman_36

Dingbats.


21 posted on 03/30/2005 11:56:25 AM PST by b4its2late (It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.)
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To: TheBigB

22 posted on 03/30/2005 11:56:53 AM PST by Bella_Bru (You're about as funny as a case sensitive search engine.)
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To: TheBigB

Neither did you.

In fact, as I recall,
You asked for seconds ;)


23 posted on 03/30/2005 11:56:54 AM PST by najida (I wish I had Tina Turner's legs, Ann Coulter's brains and Paris Hilton's credit cards.)
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To: RichInOC; Hillary's Lovely Legs

That's too close to "National Orgasm Day" proposed a few years back- which prompted the single most hilarious post reply I ever read (By Hillary's Lovely Legs) when she said:

"Oh great- Another national holiday that I wont get off"


24 posted on 03/30/2005 11:57:24 AM PST by Mr. K ("All your base are belong to us" (gosh I miss that))
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To: b4its2late

Good golly, Miss Molly! You mean I could pay some therapist to cane my kids, but if I do it myself, CPS will take them away?

*scratching head*

Curiouser and curiouser.


25 posted on 03/30/2005 11:57:37 AM PST by exnavychick (There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart?)
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To: kahoutek
Or...

"Give your crack a crack and feel better in 10".

26 posted on 03/30/2005 11:57:40 AM PST by b4its2late (It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.)
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To: TXBSAFH
This mom did the same!

That wooden spoon was the perfect object for attitude adjustments.

27 posted on 03/30/2005 11:57:42 AM PST by OldFriend ("If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child might have peace." Thomas Paine)
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To: Bella_Bru

EEEK!

OK, I admit it,
I am a great big, wimpy, non-adventurous coward.


28 posted on 03/30/2005 11:57:45 AM PST by najida (I wish I had Tina Turner's legs, Ann Coulter's brains and Paris Hilton's credit cards.)
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To: b4its2late

It worked for Castle Anthrax.


29 posted on 03/30/2005 11:57:55 AM PST by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: Bella_Bru

Ouch. (in a good way. :)


30 posted on 03/30/2005 11:58:23 AM PST by TheBigB ("She's the kind of girl you bring home to Mother... if Mother is a cigaretty, retired hooker.")
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To: b4its2late

Ok, just what the guys need to hear. Enuff, already.


31 posted on 03/30/2005 11:58:23 AM PST by Fam4Bush
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To: TheBigB

Perhaps all those "naked pyramid" activities at Abu Ghraib were meant to help the detained enjoy their time there.


32 posted on 03/30/2005 11:59:04 AM PST by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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To: najida

Thirds, fourths, fifths, and sixths. I'm a bit hazy on sevenths, as I think I was passed out by then. :o)


33 posted on 03/30/2005 11:59:06 AM PST by TheBigB ("She's the kind of girl you bring home to Mother... if Mother is a cigaretty, retired hooker.")
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To: OldFriend

By the time I was 9 I could tell by feel if my dad was using the brown or the black belt, the brown being wider. But I guess I had it lucky, my Grandpa used a razor strap on his kids.


34 posted on 03/30/2005 11:59:56 AM PST by TXBSAFH (Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein)
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To: teenyelliott; BerthaDee

I agree with the sentiment wholeheartedly. As long as I am the deliverer of the swats! Line up now. ;o)


35 posted on 03/30/2005 12:01:08 PM PST by pissant
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To: b4its2late

Yeah? Well just try to get your medical insurance provider to pay for those one hour sessions at Madama Wanda's house of pain and see how much they buy into this theory. lol


36 posted on 03/30/2005 12:01:43 PM PST by joebuck
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To: b4its2late

 

Don't worry, be happy!

37 posted on 03/30/2005 12:02:41 PM PST by Fintan (Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.)
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To: TheBigB
REPUBKLICAN

Thakt's easky fokr yoku tko saky.

38 posted on 03/30/2005 12:02:53 PM PST by martin_fierro (Fierro-san)
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To: b4its2late
Just conducted a home test. I don't know how long it's supposed to take for the positive effects to kick in, but so far, the wife seems full of anything BUT 'happy chemicals' - no feelings of euphoria either.

Did I miss something? Did I screw it up by surprising her, dragging her out of the shower, and beating her ass on the bathroom floor?
39 posted on 03/30/2005 12:03:19 PM PST by Jaysun (I must warn you, I am a black belt in bullshitsu)
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To: martin_fierro

I spell things my own way. Don't try to stop me. I'm a free spirit. In the words of Tom Servo, "I'm the wind, baby!" :o)


40 posted on 03/30/2005 12:04:17 PM PST by TheBigB ("She's the kind of girl you bring home to Mother... if Mother is a cigaretty, retired hooker.")
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