If Springsteen got an enema, he could be folded neatly and placed in a manila envelope.
He's full of himself and leftist propaganda.
I think he and Bono should have a contest to see who can do the longest "WHOOOOOOOOAAAH-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH-
-OOOOOOOOOOOOHH-OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH" in a song.
That'd be the most usefulness each has seen in a couple of decades.