[Modernman]

When I was young, me and my redneck buddies used to go down to Georgetown all the time. City people were so much fun.

Sure, but there aren't any special crime problems associated with rednecks. At least, nothing different from the population at large :-)

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Well, can't say I ever shot any groundhogs in DC. But if we'd seen 'em, we'd a shot 'em!

The only good groundhog is a dead groundhog.