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How to Be an Illegal Alien (UK’s most annoying bird lands in NYC, merits vomit parade down Broadway)
Village Voice ^ | March 25th, 2005 2:37 PM | Mimi in New York

Posted on 03/28/2005 8:34:31 AM PST by dead

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To: SusaninOhio
The guy had to travel to Ohio to figure out that the towering majestic mountainous peaks of Ohio were somewhat lacking compared to the Himalayas.

Hopefully, he'll feel better when he sees the wonder that is the great pyramids of Rochester.

21 posted on 03/28/2005 10:45:06 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: q_an_a

Somebody sent me something the other day that made me think. During the Mad Cow outbreak some time ago, they were able to trace a cow to a herd in Canada. If the USDA can track a cow/bull with that kind of accuracy, why can't we track immigrants, illegal or otherwise.

Maybe its another case for sub-epidermal implant of RFID/GPS tagging technology. You come in through regular channels you get one. Don't want it, you don't come in. Don't have one, you get deported, no questions asked. The automatic, irrevocable assumption is that your an illegal.

Technology or implant procedure not there yet, maybe it requires an ear-tag. I'm OK with that. I'm here already, been here all my life.


22 posted on 03/28/2005 10:56:45 AM PST by OriginalChristian (Whatsoever you do to the least of My sisters (Terri), that you do unto Me...)
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To: dead

we take the fast ferry casino cruise to see those.


23 posted on 03/28/2005 11:21:12 AM PST by printhead
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To: dead

Time to call the USCIS and get Mimi deported.

In the meantime, let's find out where she's waitressing and go be her customers from hell.


24 posted on 03/28/2005 12:12:47 PM PST by Dont Mention the War (Naps and jerky treats are the opiate of the masses.)
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To: dead
...your boss realizes it's definitely more in his/her interest to employ a friendly Mexican/Korean/Slovakian/Hungarian than an overweight, whining American teen.

This is, indeed, one of the biggest problems. It is far too common for unskilled "yutes" to expect Trumpesque pay and bennies for no effort.

25 posted on 03/28/2005 12:16:51 PM PST by Kretek
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To: q_an_a
someone at the Village Voice must pay for hiring this illegal. they paid her money and it can be traced. time for the Justice Dept to earn it's wages.

Report suspicious activity to Immigration:

1-866-DHS-2ICE


26 posted on 03/28/2005 12:22:45 PM PST by Dont Mention the War (Naps and jerky treats are the opiate of the masses.)
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To: OriginalChristian
Maybe its another case for sub-epidermal implant of RFID/GPS tagging technology. You come in through regular channels you get one. Don't want it, you don't come in. Don't have one, you get deported, no questions asked. The automatic, irrevocable assumption is that your an illegal.

This proposal seems to forget the presumption of innocence to which all persons arrested in the United States are entitled.

Or, as a native-born citizen and therefore not a recipient of an RFID chip, when you get caught up in a sturmtruppen-der-INS dragnet, you'll be OK with being deported to a random country?

And what's the need for GPS - want to track these legal immigrants' movements? What for?

27 posted on 03/28/2005 12:24:50 PM PST by Kretek
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To: nyc freeper

<< The annual net cost of illegal immigrants to the American taxpayer is likely to be more than $45 billion. >>

There are no "illegal immigrants" -- only illegal MIGRANTS. [And invading CRIMINAL ALIENS]

Immigration is legal -- and Immigrants welcome.

And Forty-Five Billion Dollars is a very conservative estimate of how much this psychopathologically-supercillious sanctimoniously-hesperophobic Limey legend-in-her-own-lunch-break and her co-criminal aliens cost US.

No wonder we waged the American War of Independence against the euroscumbag bast**ds!


28 posted on 03/28/2005 2:33:41 PM PST by Brian Allen (I fly and can therefore be envious of no man -- Per Ardua ad Astra!)
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To: Brian Allen

You know if you used punctuation occasionally it might be possible to make some sort of sense out of your hysterical diatribes.


29 posted on 03/29/2005 6:52:04 AM PST by Glyndwr4Cymru
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To: Glyndwr4Cymru

I don't know why all you non-Indians think that America is "yours" in the first place! Nobody is a true American except the Native Americans anyway. So it really doesn't matter who else comes in, since no white, black, Hispanic, or anything else, people are really true "Americans" in the first place! I don't remember there being "immigration controls" back in 1492...


30 posted on 06/09/2005 5:03:38 AM PDT by choctaw1990 (Choctaw)
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To: choctaw1990

Tough luck, you guys didn't know what you had or how to hold on to it. That's life.


31 posted on 06/09/2005 5:24:37 AM PDT by wtc911 ("I would like at least to know his name.")
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To: choctaw1990

Indians were not Americans until after George Washington and the patriots won the Revolutionary War. Indians were immigrants from Asia, sun-worshipers, hunters, but they were not Americans. They didn't leave pyramids, temples, or a great civilization as the Aztecs and Mayans did. They were the least developed of the indigenous tribes on the continent. It's time we set the record straight and stop the wishful thinking.


32 posted on 06/09/2005 5:33:22 AM PDT by kittymyrib
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To: choctaw1990

I claim this thread in the name of America.


33 posted on 06/09/2005 5:43:29 AM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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