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DFU SONG: Windy (new "finger" food at Wendy's)
DFU SONGS | 3-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 03/25/2005 9:12:08 PM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - WINDY

If late at night your hunger is burning...there is a place that you ought to go
It has the food for which you are yearning...new finger food at Wendy's

Even Ta-Ray-za Heinz says she loves it...she is a frequent guest, so they say
If food's delayed, she tells them to shove it...new finger food at Wendy's

Do they still have chili fries...can you get them supersized...clogged arteries, no surpise
They'll make you croak...it is no joke...they'll make you croak...it is no joke

Sometimes a new ingredient shows up...they're working hard to try something new
Their latest caused somebody to throw up...new finger food at Wendy's

Do they still have chili fries...can you get them supersized...clogged arteries, no surpise
They'll make you croak...it is no joke...they'll make you croak...it is no joke

Oh, my, a fingernail is appearing...here come the police with fingerprint kits
Plummeting stock, execs are now fearing...new finger food at Wendy's

John Edwards files a brand new class action...he chased the ambulance all day long
Oh, goody, now here comes Jesse Jackson...new finger food at Wendy's

When it's late at night and your hunger's burning...there is a place that you ought to go
It has all the food for which you are yearning...there's new finger food at Wendy's


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: chili; finger; notfunny; wendys

1 posted on 03/25/2005 9:12:08 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: uncleshag; crushelits

Sales drop at Wendy's after finger found
yahoo.com ^ | March 25, 2005 | ANDY RESNIK


Posted on 03/25/2005 7:19:58 PM PST by crushelits


COLUMBUS, Ohio - Sales have dropped sharply at Wendy's fast food restaurants in the area of northern California where a woman claimed she found part of a finger in a bowl of chili, but analysts say the company's long-term prognosis should not be affected.

Peter Oakes, a restaurant analyst with Piper Jaffray & Co. in New York, said he doesn't expect Wendy's business to suffer long term from the discovery Tuesday night of a partial finger.


The hamburger chain serves about 6 million meals a day across the country and has a "national reputation for both quality and cleanliness," he said.


"To me the yard stick here is whether the single incident prompts the consumer to lose confidence in the brand. It's understandable to see some kind of knee-jerk reaction," Oakes said.


Franchise owners have informed the company's corporate headquarters in the Columbus suburb of Dublin that business is down, said Denny Lynch, spokesman for Wendy's International Inc. He said he could not release specific sales figures because Wendy's does not own those restaurants.


"It is an isolated incident. However, it is dramatically affecting sales in that market," Lynch said.


Authorities in San Jose, Calif., planned to search a fingerprint database on Friday to try to identify the finger's owner.


Capt. Bob Dixon of the Santa Clara County coroner's office said he did not know when their fingerprint expert might have a match. "Nobody's claimed it yet," he said.


U.S. financial markets were closed Friday for the holiday weekend. The day before, on Thursday, Wendy's shares rose 43 cents, or 1.1 percent, to close at $39.43 on the New York Stock Exchange (news - web sites) — near the high end of their 52-week trading range of $31.74 to $42.12.


Wendy's said the finger did not come from the restaurant's employees. It is also confident company suppliers are not to blame because of product coding that allows the company to trace where a product comes from, the day it was produced, when it was shipped and when it arrived at the restaurant, Lynch said.


However, he acknowledged the process was "not absolutely 100 percent perfect."


Matt Baun, a spokesman for the U.S. Department of Agriculture (news - web sites)'s Food Safety and Inspection Service, said it was doubtful a person working at a federal beef producer would have lost the finger in an accident.


"The production line would have stopped, there would have been immediate need for medical attention and the meat products would be destroyed and not used for food," he said.


A Louisville, Ky., lawyer who has handled similar cases said he doesn't expect Wendy's image to take much of a hit.


Bo Bolus, who has represented plaintiffs over foreign objects found in McDonald's food and defended insurance companies against those claims, said consumers tend to realize that incidents like the one at Wendy's are accidents.


"I haven't found any big institutional problems in the fast-food chains," Bolus said. "I still go to McDonald's with my four boys."



2 posted on 03/25/2005 9:14:28 PM PST by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: doug from upland

Another great one from DFU !


3 posted on 03/25/2005 9:29:36 PM PST by investigateworld (Another California Refugee in Oregon)
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To: doug from upland; agrace; bassoonmoo

This is great! Too funny. It is a good thing I have a dark keyboard because I just snorted my coffee all over it!


4 posted on 03/26/2005 6:43:27 AM PST by lupie
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To: All
Lawsuit filed --- CLICK.
5 posted on 03/29/2005 2:26:27 PM PST by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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Apparently she sues a lot. She is a sewer --- CLICK.
6 posted on 04/08/2005 7:57:38 PM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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LOYAL CUSTOMERS STILL GOING TO WENDY'S. I wonder if TaRayZa goes there regularly now that she knows what chili is.
7 posted on 04/10/2005 11:54:59 AM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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SHE'S BEEN ARRESTED
8 posted on 04/22/2005 8:43:21 AM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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WENDY'S IS THRILLED AT NEWS OF ARREST -- CLICK.
9 posted on 04/22/2005 9:58:14 AM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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