Then back track a bit on telling them the address.
They'd probably go ballistic, urging you to tell them. But I wonder how long it would take the Humane Society to realize you were actually talking about a HUMAN BEING in Pinellas County, rather than a pet, and accordingly, for them to suddenly lose their hot interest?
Amazing that we live in a culture willing to do more for a pet than a person.
Weeping...