As long as you don't mind prison...
From the movie Last of the Mohicans:
British Officer (attempting to recruit a militia from a frontier village, to help the British fight the French): "You call yourself a patriot, and loyal subject to the crown?"
Nathaniel (a.k.a. Hawkeye) (taking sides with those colonials who don't want to leave their families unprotected on their frontier farms): "I don't call myself subject to much at all."