Do you believe everything the media places before you?
That's rich; right up there with "Have you stopped beating your wife, yet?"
FYI: The text was (allegedly) the mother's own assertion as to the actions of the children. So, who are you condemning as the liar, here?
Was Mom just some nag setting the whole thing up as a media stunt?
Or, did the reporter fabricate the quote out of whole cloth?
Or, maybe the picture came from a photo archive of an anti-crime school activity in an Outer Slobobian academy three years ago and none of this really happened in Florida today at all.
In the same vein:
Do you honestly believe that China exists? How do you know, have you seen China?
And what about your presumed brain? Do you insist that it is real? None of us have seen it. Have you? So, how can you so blindly assert that it is really there?
Have I utilized enough ridiculous parody to beat this completely into the ground, yet?
Please respond with laughter; I am.