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No Jail for Tree Lovebirds
NY Daily News ^ | 3.23.2005 | Barbara Ross

Posted on 03/23/2005 7:47:32 AM PST by NYC GOP Chick

No jail for tree lovebirds

BY BARBARA ROSS
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Two men arrested after a nearly-naked treetop tryst in Central Park last year got taken to the woodshed yesterday.

But preoperative transsexual William Rund, 33, and boy toy Christopher Montero, 18, won't have to do any time behind bars.

The ponytailed Rund got three years' probation, and Montero got five days of community service from a Criminal Court judge for the X-rated show they put on last April 22.

"I did it out of love," said Rund, whose affair with Montero ran afoul of the teen's family as well as the law.

"I wanted to prove to his mother and family that I love him so much and I was willing to go to jail for him."

Rund spent a total of 10 days in custody - five in Bellevue's psychiatric ward and five on Rikers Island.

The couple, who got "engaged" last year on Valentine's Day, said they're "still together."

Rund showed reporters his left hand, flashing a large square-cut "diamond" with smaller side stones.

"It's real gold," he said. "I picked it out."

Montero, he said, is busy getting his high school equivalency diploma and working in a New Rochelle sandwich shop. They still live separately - Montero with his mother - but they're only five blocks apart.

Rund said he and Montero's family are "getting along better," having recently celebrated Montero's birthday with a trip to an Olive Garden restaurant.



TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: New York
KEYWORDS: homosexual; homosexualagenda; natureboys; nutcases
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To: NYC GOP Chick
preoperative transsexual

If the progressive social theorists dominating the universities ever grab hold of the levers of government, we might all be categorized that way by the U.S. Department of Gender Assignment.

21 posted on 03/23/2005 8:11:48 AM PST by headsonpikes (Spirit of '76 bttt!)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

Yup, it was a year ago that they were swinging in the tree doing the talk that lover's do.

How horrific.
No jail?
Probably because of their 'alternate lifestyle'.


22 posted on 03/23/2005 8:12:17 AM PST by Darksheare (Gravity - Fear = SPLAT!)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

I know it's just wishful thinking, but that almost looks like poison ivy winding through that tree...


23 posted on 03/23/2005 8:22:05 AM PST by ErnBatavia (ErnBatavia, Boxer, Pelosi, Thomas...the ultimate nightmare Menage a Quatro)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
"Woodpecker" alert, and I don't mean
24 posted on 03/23/2005 8:27:53 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: NYC GOP Chick; Darksheare; TXBSAFH; cyborg; reagan_fanatic; August West; ErnBatavia; Izzy Dunne; ...
I heard this story on WABC, earlier this morning.

For some odd reason, I see an NEA grant in this couple's future.

(Pronounced eye roll.)

-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)

25 posted on 03/23/2005 8:40:35 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham (Protagoras was the leading SOPHIST of his day. Think about it.)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Probably.
Complete NEA grant and promotional material printed as well.


26 posted on 03/23/2005 8:42:14 AM PST by Darksheare (Gravity - Fear = SPLAT!)
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To: mountaineer

I put my finger in the woodpecker's hole
The woodpecker said "BLESS MY SOUL!
Pull it out! Pull it out! Pull it out! Re -- move it!"

I took my finger from the woodpecker's hole
The woodpecker said "BLESS MY SOUL!
Put it back! Put it back! Put it back! Re -- place it!"

I stuck my finger in the woodpecker's hole
The woodpecker said "BLESS MY SOUL!
Turn it round! Turn it round! Turn it round! Re -- volve it!"

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(sniff, sniff, sniff) Reeeeee-volting...


27 posted on 03/23/2005 8:53:04 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: ErnBatavia

Out here in Washington there has been some conflict about hunting and shooting tree'd Bear and Cougars. I agree about shooting innocent animals but maybe this should be a new sport, hunting lovebirds....


28 posted on 03/23/2005 9:22:35 AM PST by Delmont (Menofcolor--s)
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To: ErnBatavia

Out here in Washington there has been some conflict about hunting and shooting tree'd Bear and Cougars. I agree about shooting innocent animals but maybe this should be a new sport, hunting lovebirds....and leaving the carcass for the Vultures..


29 posted on 03/23/2005 9:24:17 AM PST by Delmont (Menofcolor--s)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
I remember that story. I seem to remember a comment about spraying a hose or something too. "Hey! Get outta the tree."

Why do all these homos have to show everything out in front of God and everybody! Getting a room is not too much to ask.

30 posted on 03/23/2005 9:48:21 AM PST by Dan from Michigan (Mark Sanford in 2008!!)
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To: MisterRepublican

Or MTV


31 posted on 03/23/2005 9:48:51 AM PST by Dan from Michigan (Mark Sanford in 2008!!)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
preoperative transsexual

Transgenderonormative terminology

32 posted on 03/23/2005 10:50:03 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: Constitution Day; NYC GOP Chick
("Marsa Stert is a britch and and I sit on the exhange")

I musta missed a heck of a thread. :(

33 posted on 03/23/2005 3:43:18 PM PST by hellinahandcart
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