In your head, if not under a microscope.
When Isaac Asimov was confronted with true believers, such as yourself, depending on how annoying they were, he used occasionally to launch into a vastly entertaining proof, during which he would not let himself be interrupted, that animals spoke the King's English 10,000 years ago. Being who he was, He had a huge inventory of suggestive correlated evidence from ancient texts, veterinary science, and archiology, and he would pursue these individuals relentless across the meeting room floor, insisting that they listen to him.
Let me politely suggest that scientists don't generally invade your church to teach Darwinism, and reciprocating that favor would be a fairly polite thing to do when discussing the nature of science in a public forum.
I'd prefer going with that other Issac when investigating origins. Sir Isaac Newton had much to say on the topic which contradicts Messier Asimov.
Sure they do!
In the form of little brainwashed kids from PUBLIC SCHOOLS.