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Another Road Hog With too Much Oink (Dave Barry)
Miami Herald ^ | Mar. 20, 2005 | Dave Barry

Posted on 03/20/2005 9:05:14 AM PST by nuconvert

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1 posted on 03/20/2005 9:05:14 AM PST by nuconvert
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To: nuconvert

LOL.


2 posted on 03/20/2005 9:07:10 AM PST by conservative cat
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To: martin_fierro

If there's one thing this nation needs, it's bigger cars ...............ping


3 posted on 03/20/2005 9:08:53 AM PST by beyond the sea (Colonial Script........... or nationalize The Federal Bank..)
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To: nuconvert
"That's why I'm excited that Ford is coming out with a new mound o' metal that will offer consumers even more total road-squatting mass than the current leader in the humongous-car category, the popular Chevrolet Suburban Subdivision -- the first passenger automobile designed to be, right off the assembly line, visible from the moon."

Boy! DID he have insight! This was before Hummers, yes?

4 posted on 03/20/2005 9:12:18 AM PST by jackibutterfly
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To: beyond the sea; JoeSixPack1; uglybiker; blackie; BraveMan
Naaah.

We need bigger motorcycles.

5 posted on 03/20/2005 9:13:17 AM PST by martin_fierro (Psilly)
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To: martin_fierro

nice........... like those training wheels.


6 posted on 03/20/2005 9:14:49 AM PST by beyond the sea (Colonial Script........... or nationalize The Federal Bank..)
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To: jackibutterfly

Hummers have been around a while, but this was before they became popular.


7 posted on 03/20/2005 9:16:51 AM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
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To: nuconvert

I haven't seen a hummer since I got married.


8 posted on 03/20/2005 9:37:51 AM PST by Thebaddog (Dawgs off the coffee table.)
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To: nuconvert
Sales of Hummers fell 20% in 2004.

The entire auto industry is sinking due to high fuel costs.

Auto is one of the early indicators of economic change.

The auto industry surged from 2001 to 2003 as the economy recovered.

How many of you out there bought a new car in 2001, 2002, 2003 or 2004?

The market is being choked off because of the rising interest rates and especially because of the soaring cost of oil.

9 posted on 03/20/2005 9:43:29 AM PST by CROSSHIGHWAYMAN (NO PRISONERS!!)
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To: nuconvert

Pretty funny article, but I don't have any trouble pulling into tight parking spaces or backing out of them in my wifes suburban, and neither does she for that matter.

If Dave ever drove a Suburban, he would throw rocks at anything else, including the newer so called luxury cars like the Ford Grand Marquis we traded in on the Suburban.

The Suburban rides smoother, hauls everything you need and still has ample room for the kids. About every other time I'd slide into that Grand Marq, I'd bust my shin on the dashboard.

The Suburban is probably the greatest family vehile ever made and it's kind of hard to argue that when you look at how succesful it has been even though it is one of the pricier vehicles on the market. But as the old saying goes, you get what you pay for.









10 posted on 03/20/2005 9:54:24 AM PST by planekT (Gov. "We don't make the things you need, we make them more expensive".)
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To: nuconvert

" ... you get yourself a 1973 AMC Gremlin."

Don't laugh. I had a '74 Gremlin and took it with me when I got military orders in 1978 to a Navy communications station we used to have on Australia's west coast. That Gremlin took me anywhere in the Outback I wanted to go (though I never took it on beach sand).

The Gremlin -- ahead of it's time!


11 posted on 03/20/2005 10:00:11 AM PST by AngrySpud (Behold, I am The Anti-Crust ... Anti-Hillary)
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To: AngrySpud

sorry, I laughed.

"The Gremlin -- ahead of it's time!"

Guess that makes you a man ahead of his time.


12 posted on 03/20/2005 10:04:11 AM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
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To: CROSSHIGHWAYMAN

Sometimes I miss my old superbeetle


13 posted on 03/20/2005 10:06:38 AM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
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To: Thebaddog

"I haven't seen a hummer since I got married."

That's nice. Does your wife read FR?


14 posted on 03/20/2005 10:09:56 AM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
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To: nuconvert

He's right on. What I want to know is why men put huge tires on little trucks.


15 posted on 03/20/2005 10:11:39 AM PST by followerofchrist
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To: nuconvert
Introducing the new Caterpillar Consumer
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16 posted on 03/20/2005 10:12:44 AM PST by Cowman (Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't)
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To: jackibutterfly
Ahhhhh....

Yes, March 21, 1999 .... the Twin Towers were still standing, West Texas Intermediate crude was $14.75/bbl (3/22/99) and the Hummers people were getting exercised about were the ones Bubba Bill had gotten in the Oval Office.

It seems like a billion years ago!

17 posted on 03/20/2005 10:13:48 AM PST by Sooth2222
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To: nuconvert

Hummers have been popular since, well, since forever!! :-)


18 posted on 03/20/2005 10:15:55 AM PST by JoeSixPack1 (@100 mph, you have no friends.)
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To: planekT

The subs are a nice rid but not as smooth a ride as my 1956 Buick Roadmaster.


19 posted on 03/20/2005 10:16:47 AM PST by Vaduz (and just think how clean the cities would become again.)
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To: followerofchrist

Well, I don't think Sunday is appropriate to have that discussion.


20 posted on 03/20/2005 10:31:23 AM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
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