Who gives a flying freak?
I do! My birfday is April 9 and it would be so bloody fine to see the Royal by 1/2 couple on me birfday! I mean, mate, what could be finer than seein' the bloody Prince of bloody Wales on me birfday?! I ask ya, what more can a sod like me bloody ask for?!
OK...I'm done now, and as you said so eloquently, who gives a flying freak?
FMCDH(BITS)
The MSM will go ape.