LOVER ADMITS KILLING SWISS BANKER STERN (billionaire shot dead in latex body suit during sex)

NY POST ^ | 3/17/05 | BILL SANDERSON

[Liz]

A French woman fatally shot investment banking mogul Edouard Stern "in the course of sexual relations," Swiss authorities charged yesterday.

Stern, 50, was found dead in his Geneva apartment March 1, clad head to foot in a latex suit and shot four times, twice in the head.

The woman was not identified.

Stern and the suspect had a relationship for many years, authorities said ...........

"The motives are not completely clear," the Tribune de Geneve reported. "They could be of a financial nature, as the suspect had recently been in a lawsuit with Stern, but also of a personal nature."

After her arrest Tuesday, the woman acknowledged the facts of the case.........

Swiss authorities believe the woman, who had a key to Stern's high-security apartment, acted alone in the murder.

The apartment is upstairs from a police station, but no officers reported hearing the shots.

Estranged from his wife and three children in New York, Stern had lived for several years in Geneva, where he operated an $800 million investment company.

He was the son-in-law of Michel David-Weill, president of the Lazard Freres banking firm.

[Liz]

(Stern's) apartment is upstairs from a police station, but no officers reported hearing the shots.

Yeah, but did they hear him and the woman (ahem) getting into---and out of----his latex suit.

[Liz]

I dunno, is it just me, or did this dude take "protection" too far? I mean, head-to-toe latex? Man, his semen was going nowhere (snicker).

[MadIvan]

I dunno, is it just me, or did this dude take "protection" too far?

Not far enough. It wasn't bullet proof.

Regards, Ivan

[nuconvert]

A French woman fatally shot investment banking mogul Edouard Stern "in the course of sexual relations,"
""The motives are not completely clear," the Tribune de Geneve reported. "They could be of ....a personal nature."

? Sounds personal to me.

[csvset]

A "bring out the gimp scene" gone bad.

[skimask]

She used kryptonite bullets.

[Caipirabob]

Well, it's a step above an encounter with a Battle-Axe I suppose.

But latex? Talk about things you don't want to be caught dead in... : p

[skimask]

A "bring out the gimp scene" gone bad

Too funny..."keep chillin' flock of seagulls"

[Liz]

ROTFLOL........good one.

[SpyGuy]

But latex? Talk about things you don't want to be caught dead in

Live like a perv, die like a perv.

[Liz]

A French woman fatally shot investment banking mogul Edouard Stern "in the course of sexual relations," "The motives are not completely clear," the Tribune de Geneve reported. "They could be of.......a personal nature."

Well, maybe she just didn't like having to wear a leather hood and chains while Stern was in his latex suit.

[Liz]

..... latex? Talk about things you don't want to be caught dead in... ....

Maybe he was just shy and needed to keep everything covered duting sex.

[skimask]

Do you think he put the suit on in a phone booth?

[12B]

The UK Telegraph had an article with extensive biographical information including this nugget:

Edouard Stern's only known hobby was a passion for game shooting and collecting guns.

Well, that and dressing up in rubber suits.

[Wiggins]

100% failure rate for body condoms.

[jacquej]

I have no idea what possible thrill anyone could get out of wearing a latex suit. Obviously my education has been lacking in some areas...

[Fracas]

"Shot four times...twice in the head..."....

Wondering about the site of the other two bullets...and if anyone checked for a latex rash?

Soooo many questions....

[Liz]

Good point, Inspector Fracas. The lady musta been a terrible shot-----I jyst hope, even in latex, Stern was able to his his mark (titter).

[Liz]

Looks like Planned Parenthood will have to take body condoms off the list of its approved fail-safe contraceptive devices.

[mowowie]

Send in the Gimp!