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Sheep rustlers caught; OSU football player involved, arrested
Albany Democrat-Herald ^
| March 16, 2005
| Jennifer Nitson
Posted on 03/16/2005 2:32:35 PM PST by holymoly
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To: holymoly
The ram lives at the research facility on 35th Street near Campus Way and is part of a study on homosexuality in sheep, said Sheep Center manager Tom NicholsThere is so much wrong with this article that it does seem like something from The Onion....
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posted on
03/16/2005 2:57:17 PM PST
by
freebilly
(Go SC Basketball!)
To: holymoly
holymoly,
ince you are the one that started this one, I figger you owe me a keyboard (at least)I dumped a whole can of Coke on the puter laughing. Every darn comment was funnier than the previous.
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posted on
03/16/2005 2:59:25 PM PST
by
Bar-Face
To: holymoly
You know, I noticed in the road atlas that there's a "Sheep Experiment Station" in Idaho, and I always wondered exactly what kind of experiments they did...
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posted on
03/16/2005 2:59:26 PM PST
by
RichInOC
("Lovin' ewe is easy 'cause ewe're beautiful...makin' love with ewe is all I want to do....")
To: holymoly
Hmmmmm, I can see the ad right now:
Lonely beaver seeking lifelong relationship with lonely sheep. I Enjoy quiet evenings under the stars in deserted pastures, and am willing to damn raging rivers in order to find the one and only ewe..........
Barnyard players need not apply as I have no wish to be fleeced again!
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posted on
03/16/2005 3:01:21 PM PST
by
Hot Tabasco
(After 32 years of dealing with stupid people I still haven't earned the right to just shoot them.)
To: holymoly
Whitney Susan Rodgers, 19, of Glendale, Ariz. must be a real hottie. The two guys have thrown her over for a gay ram.
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posted on
03/16/2005 3:03:34 PM PST
by
blau993
(Labs for love; .357 for Security.)
To: Nam Vet; Salvation
"One thing for sure though, tons of flaming libs down there!"
That is very true. My daughter is in her
second year in the PharmD program there.
Thankfully, there are some conservatives
who are really into chemistry. ;o)
Ping to Salvation!
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posted on
03/16/2005 3:08:07 PM PST
by
dixiechick2000
(President Bush is a mensch in cowboy boots.)
To: HairOfTheDog
Yeah - in my undergraduate days at Oregon State a lamb and two pigs turned up mysteriously in the women's dorm restrooms next door on the evening before Parent Visit Day. It's sort of a tradition. I had an alibaaaaaaaaaai.
Some of my closest companions were involved. Also some students...
To: Hot Tabasco
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posted on
03/16/2005 3:16:06 PM PST
by
jjmcgo
To: Billthedrill
Some cows in a high school prank suffered the additional indignity of being painted green.
The owner got them back unharmed, but the paint took awhile to wear off. You could see them in the farmer's pasture, not too far from my house. I am quite sure he was not too pleased :~D
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posted on
03/16/2005 3:17:03 PM PST
by
HairOfTheDog
(It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life!)
To: holymoly
Homosexual sheep? At OSU? Kidnapped? BY athletes?
Nooooooooooo!
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posted on
03/16/2005 3:17:22 PM PST
by
JustaCowgirl
("I know tough like it's my cousin" - Tony Allen)
To: RichInOC
To: Hot Tabasco
Now you know why scotsmen wear kilts, zipper noise scares the sheep.
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posted on
03/16/2005 3:43:58 PM PST
by
albertabound
(It's good to beeeee Albertabound.)
To: RichInOC
"Sheep lie! Sheep lie!" Been doing missionary service lately, Rich?
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posted on
03/16/2005 3:51:40 PM PST
by
woofer
To: albertabound
He was just helping that sheep over the fence.
To: woofer
No, but I'm one heck of a ventriloquist...
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posted on
03/16/2005 3:58:45 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(...somebody had to say it...why not me?)
To: TexasTransplant
On a serious note, we ran some horses for a while on an inner-city pasture and this was an ongoing problem. Old Harry was constantly chasing off preverts as he called them.
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posted on
03/16/2005 4:02:18 PM PST
by
albertabound
(It's good to beeeee Albertabound.)
To: martin_fierro; holymoly; Charles Henrickson
The ram lives at the research facility on 35th Street near Campus Way and is part of a study on homosexuality in sheep, said Sheep Center manager Tom Nichols. It probably weighs about 200 pounds, he said, and it likely took both men to get the ram into the bed.... Proximity alert
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posted on
03/16/2005 4:05:28 PM PST
by
mikrofon
("Ram Tough")
To: holymoly
Due to all the Beavers on the Oregon State campus, why would football players be messing with sheep. Is Animal Husbandry an elective major in Beaverton? If so, what do the Beavers look like?
Pics please!
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posted on
03/16/2005 4:09:35 PM PST
by
Hawk44
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Why don't they keep these members of the Football Team penned up at the Gay Sheep Research Lab, and put the sheep in class instead of these kids?I'm sure the Liberal Professors couldn't tell the difference...and they (the prof.) would've more fun.
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posted on
03/16/2005 4:19:29 PM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
To: Hot Tabasco
Barnyard players need not apply as I have no wish to be fleeced again!..LOL!
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posted on
03/16/2005 4:22:21 PM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
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