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To: TFFKAMM
Landfill
(To the tune of "Landslide," by Stevie Nicks; parody lyrics by Slings and Arrows)

I took my bullhorn, took it down
Helped terrorists in Gaza Town.
I saw my reflection on a bulldozer blade,
and the landfill's where I stay.

Oh, choppers in the sky,
What is dumb?
Can I play chicken with Israelis?
Can I face down heavy equipment?
Can I handle ten tons on my chest?

Well, I've been afraid of flattening,
'Cause a D-9 can hurt you.
But morons are bolder,
Flag-burning gets older,
And IHOP is calling too...

Oh, mail me home, flat rate's fine,
Fake some photos, moan and whine.
If you see my reflection in a bulldozer blade
Well the landfill's where I'll be...

If you see my reflection in a bulldozer blade
Well the landfill's where I'll be...

77 posted on 03/15/2005 2:30:41 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LMAO!


204 posted on 03/16/2005 11:34:17 AM PST by MplsSteve
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