Posted on 03/13/2005 9:16:16 AM PST by Crackingham
LIBERALS, what dont they indulge in besides common sense?
Fresh warm cow's milk, squirted in your mouth - no taste in the world is comparable.
No refrigeration, pasteurization, homogenization or flavorings added. No "fortifications" or chemical preservatives.
But from a lactating female human being? That is just exploitative.
Yeech!
Unavoidable really, if your wife nurses.
What's twisted is a grown man suckling to fill some goofy emotional void in his psyche.
Seriously, that's a dad who's gonna raise some effed up kids. I would counsel his children to learn to juggle then run away and join the circus.
I keep sucking them and come up dry, oh well!
Probably already here, we just haven't openly discussed it yet.
More pussification.
I havent seen their wives , but if the packaging looks good I might not mind trying it from the original container.
" But maybe in a milkshake ......?"
Sure. I always liked it when she danced for me first....
Supposedly, it tastes like sour cantelope.
Cheers.
"Fresh warm cow's milk, squirted in your mouth - no taste in the world is comparable. "No refrigeration, pasteurization, homogenization or flavorings added. No "fortifications" or chemical preservatives."
MMMMMMmmmmmmm...and I especially like those bloddy stringers....
/Kellis
"LIBERALS, what dont they indulge in besides common sense?"
I know, I know!
-Long-term memory :D
how'd that get in there??
bloddy = bloody
"Coming soon to California and spreading eastward like most "trends" in this country."
That's exactly what has to change. Bad taste has never been more popular and it's going to get worse if people just ignore it.
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard/ And they're like/ "It's better than yours"/ Damn right/ It's better than yours/ I could teach you/ but I'd have to charge/"
-that was just a matter of time.
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